The sleep after you hit snooze...

Okay so I figured out I usually dream in the short time after I hit the snooze button and before I actually get up. It's funny b/c it's only 8 minutes or so, but I have epic dreams. These two below aren't huge ones, but they get WAY worse. Enjoy.

The other night I dreamed that the whole crew was going on a cruise again. It was boarding time, and I wasn't going on this one b/c I was super pregnant by then. I was totally fine with that, but for some reason I REALLY wanted to eat the buffet they have the first day right after you board the boat. Which is funny b/c it's never really that good, and there are like 800 people eating at once. Regardless..everyone helped me sneak on the boat so I could eat the buffet then my plan was to exit before the boat set sail later that day. I got my food and was sitting down at a table with everyone and noticed that the group wasn't the same. Sat down next to Sheryl and asked what was up and she said that all the rooms were screwed up b/c they had weird numbers of people in their group this time. Some how Dave magically had another brother who wanted to go on the cruise, and he just so happened to be retarded (whatever the PC term is..I'm not sure. My sister Christy's "special" too so I get a pass when talking.). I looked across the table and there sat Dave's new brother acting goofy. Total sweetheart of course, but totally out of control. I remember thinkin' well this will be an interesting cruise..about time for me to get off. Then...I woke up. Weird...

Second dream this one was this morning. We were on a mission trip. A pretty gnarly one in some bad place. I remember a little hut that we all gathered in and then just trash every where. Like we were literally staying in a dump. Kind of like in that movie the Labyrinth when what she thought was her room was actually the dump with that weird lady. So anyways everyone was outside doing something and hopping from trash heap to trash heap. Things where getting crazy. Don't remember if it was dangerous or if it was just alot of work but something was going on. I was, of course, hugely pregnant (can you tell I might be worried about this??) so I was staying back kind of waiting. No one in my group knew I was pregnant so I think I was thinking about what to do and that I shouldn't have decided to come when one of the local guys came up to me. He was super tall and rough looking, but you could tell he was a nice guy. Maybe not the most trustworthy character, but friendly and thoughtful. So he stepped up to me and whisper (aye..girl what are you doing here like that? you know you shouldn't be here) and then glanced real quick at my belly and looked back up at the crowd. He said it so quiet no one could hear but me even though we were surrounded by people packed in. I was shocked b/c no one else who knew me realized, but this guy I had never seen did. He didn't out me..just left me standing there shocked and walked away. And I woke up.

Ha! Two strange ones. I love dreams!